A Good List

I've thought and thought about the things I will do,
But that list wouldn't be very long.
Its the things I won't ever do that tell a story,
 Like I won't ever go sky diving,
Or be the President of the United States.

I won't ever try a fried grasshopper,
I will never take a tour of a sewage plant.
Never ever go white water rafting,
Third world countries are  places I will never go.
But all of those are obvious things.

I will never get my hand stuck in a toaster,
Or try to cook eggs on the sidewalk.
I won't ever try to climb the roof of my house,
Or ride on the hump of a camels back.
Those are just plain stupid things to do.

I won't ever leave my laundry until it reeks,
Or wear the same socks 4 weeks in a row.
I will never eat food that was on the ground first,
Or try to eat my breakfast cereal with a fork.
All of those are things my brother has done.

I will never hitch hike on the back a strangers bike,
Or go snow sledding down Devils Slide.
I won't ever climb Mt. Everest with a bunch of tourists,
And I definitely would never go bar hopping.
Those are all things my mother would advise against.

I'm used to people saying; your completely overboard,
And i definitely know that, I just don't care.
So though some might say I'm just too cautious,
Get used to it thats just the way I am,
And I won't change for you, or me, or anyone.